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Hal Spacejock

Just Desserts
  • 344 Pages
  • 4.94 MB
  • 5417 Downloads
  • English
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Fremantle Arts Center Pr
Humorous, Science Fiction - General, Fiction, Science Fi
The Physical Object
FormatPaperback
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL8777607M
ISBN 101921064390
ISBN 139781921064395
OCLC/WorldCa124504783

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Hal Spacejock features a charming but misguided freighter pilot by the name of Hal. What he lacks in wisdom, patience and money he more than makes up for in bravado and good intentions. He wouldn't last five minutes without a long-suffering sidekick, and that's where Clunk the robot creaks into the picture.

Dignified, wise and intelligent, he's just what you need when. Hal Spacejock, incompetent pilot on the cargo ship Black Gull, lands a job transporting robot parts from point A to point B. On his side is the old robot Clunk. Against him is, well, pretty much everyone else, from warships to desperate Hal Spacejock book to debt collectors to dockmasters who object t The cover blurb compares Hal Spacejock to Red Dwarf /5().

Hal Spacejock, book one in the Spacejock and Hal Junior series by Simon Haynes is a hilarious romp through space that will leave you wilted from laughing as Hal and Clunk get up to some almost unbelievable shenanigans in their quest to survive enemies coming at them from all quadrants.4/5().

With lashings of accidental destruction, random mechanical breakdowns and some really lousy flying, Hal and Clunk are bound to come out on top. Eventually. Sort of. "Brilliantly quirky, wildly absurd" "The perfect blend of adventure, conflict and laughable moments" The Hal Spacejock series is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide and Red Dwarf.

Zero (Hal Spacejock Book 0) - Kindle edition by Haynes, Simon. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Zero (Hal Spacejock Book 0)/5(3).

Here's how fellow comedy author Jim C. Hines described the first book in the series: Hal Spacejock, incompetent pilot on the cargo ship Black Gull, lands a job transporting robot Hal Spacejock book from point A to point B. On his side is the old robot Clunk. Against him is, well, pretty much everyone else, from warships to desperate thieves to debt collectors to dockmasters who object to Hal's habit of.

Max Damage is the ninth book in the Hal Spacejock series. All Hal Spacejock novels are stand-alones, not sequels. You'll get the most out of them if you read them in order, but it's not required.

Read More £ to buy (includes VAT) Buy now with 1-Click. 10 Cold Boots. Buy Hal Spacejock 3: Just Desserts by Haynes, Simon (ISBN: ) from Amazon's Book Store.

Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible s:   I'm writing and releasing Hal Spacejock 7 in ten installments of roughly words (4 chapters) each. Parts (the first half of the book) are already available on Amazon and Kobo. When part ten is published I'll release the entire thing as a single novel, as per Hal Spacejock books Spacejock Software is the work of Simon Haynes, Australian author and programmer.

Home of yWriter, the free novel-writing software Completely free: Every program is free to download and use except FCharts Pro, which has a free trial. Hal Spacejock is sort of the sit-com of Sci-fi and for me, that is a good thing. I gave the first book only four stars due to my own persnickety dislike of the names for the robots, with the second book, the names have grown on me a bit and I think the story and humor rate all five stars this go round.

Off to buy book three in this s:   Hal Spacejock Omnibus One: Hal Spacejock booksplus Visit - Kindle edition by Haynes, Simon. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Hal Spacejock Omnibus One: Hal Spacejock booksplus Visit/5(68).

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Prime entdecken DE Hallo. Anmelden Konto und Listen Anmelden Konto und Listen Bestellungen Entdecken Sie Prime Einkaufs-wagen. Hal Spacejock (10 Book Series) von Simon Haynes. From Book 1: In a vast, inhabited galaxy, two corrupt businessmen are battling each other for supremacy.

At stake is a lucrative contract, and these ruthless antagonists will not quit until one of them takes the prize. I cannot fault any of the Hal Spacejock books thus far.

They are well written, very funny and very entertaining. I thought Series 7 & 8 of Red Dwarf was funny but the Hal Spacejock books are a long way ahead. Addenda June I don't always finish books quickly as often months may go by before I have the time to continue where I left off/5(29).

Buy Hal Spacejock 6: Safe Art from A wealthy patron is sponsoring a series of art exhibitions, and Hal Spacejock has been employed to transport valuable pieces from one venue to the next. The only question is which of them will last longest Hal or the artworks. Hal Spacejock 06 Safe Art is the sixth title in the Hal Spacejock : $ From Book 1: Hal Spacejock dreams of running a huge, intergalactic freight company.

Unfortunately, his current 'fleet' consists of an ancient rust-bucket of a ship and he can't afford to refuel it. In fact, he's not even sure how to fly it. Clunk, an elderly robot, is a qualified pilot with years of experience. The next title, Hal Spacejock Second Course, will be available in Apriland the third, Hal Spacejock Just Desserts, in September About the Author Simon Haynes is the award-winning author of the Hal Spacejock series and a founding member of /5().

Buy Hal Spacejock 7: Big Bang from A house clearance job sounds like easy money, but rising floodwaters, an unstable landscape and a surprise find are going to make life very difficult for Hal and Clunk. Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang is book seven in the Hal Spacejock : $ Everyone knows a character like Hal Spacejock - he's the guy who plugs a volt lantern into a mains socket and burns his house down.

He's the guy who does his own plumbing and floods the neighbour's house. He's the guy who visits three stores to save a few bucks on a hammer, then blows a hundred and twenty on a laser-guided tape measure with.

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Here's what you get: A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1) Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad.

Hal Spacejock 9: Max Damage Book nine in the Hal Spacejock series. Hal and Clunk answer a distress call, and they discover a fellow pilot stranded deep inside an asteroid field.

Clunk is busy at the controls, dodging incoming rocks, so Hal dons a spacesuit, takes the. Book ten in the Hal Spacejock series The Spacers' Guild needs a new president, and Hal Spacejock is determined to cast his vote even though he's not a member.

Meanwhile, their latest cargo job belongs to someone else, their shiny new ship is losing money hand over fist, and doing a good favour could turn out to be the biggest mistake of Hal. Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains the first three books in the Hal Spacejock series (Hal Spacejock, Hal Spacejock Second Course, Hal Spacejock Just Desserts) PLUS a bonus short story: Hal Spacejock Visit.

Over pages (paperback equivalent) contained in a single volume. Hal Spacejock An incompetent space pilot, a massive debt and a twenty-four hour deadline 4/5. ‎A Robot Named Clunk: Hal Spacejock, Book 1 on Apple Books.

Bestselling Series. The Elephant Stories. That gives my characters freedom to make different choices when the moment arises, and then I type like crazy to keep up with them. Anyway, half a novel in weeks proves it's working, and the feedback so far has been great. The Hal Spacejock books are satirical action tales about a not-entirely-competent freighter pilot (Hal) and his too-serious robot partner (Clunk).

I've reviewed the other three books in the series, and my sense all along has been that they're entertaining reads, but that Well, I tend to be a very serious, somber fellow, so normally I wouldn't /5. Hal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story.

Here's what you get: A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1) Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked.

Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished/5(59). Hal Spacejock - the PC Game. A space-based business sim with exploration. Home of yWriter, the free novel-writing software.

Hal Spacejock The PC Game Like the books, the game will be set in a populated galaxy with plenty of star systems, worlds and settlements. Features will include exploration both in space and on the surface of any. Hal Spacejock (9 Book Series) von Simon Haynes.

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From Book 1: Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished.Hal Spacejock Omnibus One: Hal Spacejock booksplus Visit (English Edition) eBook: Haynes, Simon: : Kindle StoreReviews:   Simon has four Hal Spacejock novels, two Hal Junior novels and a dozen short stories in print.

He divides his time between writing fiction and computer software, with frequent bike rides to blow away the cobwebs. Simon's goal is to write fifteen Hal books (Spacejock OR Junior!) before someone takes his keyboard : Bowman Press.